that's cool.

out-in-the-darkside:

all this talk of vanilla extract is reminding me of this tumblr screenshot classic

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b-frank:

polls are GREAT for my mental health because if i choose a losing option then i am special and smarter than the masses and if i choose a winning option then i am winning. hope this helps

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toastbutteregg:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

the actual mentally unstable people on tiktok are not the people who think everything is a mental illness symptom but the people who attribute what are clearly actual mental health issues to like…being a gemini. genuinely one of these people will kill someone and say it’s a virgo trait

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what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

I love my friends so much but whenever I hear them talking about astrology I’m like wow you guys really do hate people based on their birthdays huh

One of my buds said yesterday “I’d rather die than be a pisces” and I didn’t wanna rock the boat so I didn’t say “you mean being born in March?!?!????” but I really wanted to

If she was born on a day of the year she a hoe apparently.

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tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

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spoken-not-written:

WAKE UP AMERICA.

THESE ARE ‘WAFFLE FRIES’

THESE ARE POTATO WAFFLES

YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON POTATO WAFFLES AS WELL AS FREE HEALTH SERVICE AND ME. I PITY YOU.

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lilmissvirgo:

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

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i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that the CIA recruited one of Fidel Castro’s mistresses to kill him in 1960, giving her poison pills, but he found out. Handing her his gun, he dared her to shoot, but her nerves failed and they had sex instead (x)

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dankmemeuniversity:

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